This will never stop being funny.
(Source: banjo-heyworth)
Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels.
(Source: disneyprince)
(Source: shotguncolfer)
- girl 1: omg im pregnant
- girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
- girl 3: omg im always drunk
- me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
You know you're British when...
- Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
- Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it)
SHIP WITH ME CHILDREN!
im cry
FINALLY
NEEDS TO BE A MEME FOREVER
But somewhere, Greece’s financial minister is praying they don’t win
Graham Norton’s comment on Greece’s performance in Eurovision (via winterponds)
My dash:
- Eurovision
- Eurovision
- Eurovision
- Eurovision
- Eurovision
- An American
- Eurovision
- Eurovision
- A confused American
- Eurovision
